Multiple choice global warming conundrum ta dum dum

NB: No animals or climate scientists were

injured in preparation of this blog post

This photograph reveals secrets of nature that even climate change skeptics should lend credence.

But is it:

A. An Arctic Circle polar bear’s paw, burned by excessive exposure to super-heated glacial surfaces

B. Al Gore’s carbon footprint

C. Robert Redford’s Jeremiah Johnson co-star (ongoing habitat loss and grief over Will Geer’s death led to its tragic suicide by sunblock ingestion)

D. Jack “Golden Bear” Nicklaus’ unique ESPY Award recognizing his 5 PGA Championship trophies and 18 major tournament wins. In golf, if not in Omaha Mutual, Bear trumps Tiger.

E. King Kong’s severed forepaw, poached by Donald Trump Jr. on a KKK-sponsored big-game safari in Kenya.

F. A young animal behaviorist with an unhealthy degree of trust in animal tranquilizers

G. Heck if we know, but at worst it was a victimless crime and we kinda liked the photo.

Answer appears below this totally irrelevant but timely space-filling meme . . .

Answer: None of the above. Or F. Or maybe G.

Tickle, Tickle, Tickle, Yogi.

Author: Bill Amick

Claims to fame: Survived 68 years with open eyes and ears. Opinionated wordsmith. Unapologetic Christian conservative. Quote: You break it, you own it.

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