Nasty religious stereotypes are not funny. Never were. Never will be. But silliness should get a pass when free of mean spirit and dog whistles. If the photo below offends you, I’m pretty sure God disagrees. Otherwise, why did He make lettuce and yarmulkes look alike?

Betty’s parents told her that she’s 1/264th Native American and a distant cousin of Senator Elizabeth Warren. When she sent a DNA sample to Ancestry.com, however, she learned she is Romaine-ian American.